300+ of the Best Funny Tinder Bios for Guy

300+ of the Best Funny Tinder Bios for Guy

Tinder is quite famous for all the right reasons! The application is very convenient, exciting, and maybe the perfect chance to meet your partner. But what makes the experience even better is a funny bio to attract the right people to your profile. Some of you might be wondering if there are any rules for tinder, but here’s when things get even better because you can now take your Tinder to another level through your bios. 

Remember that a funny bio is a reflection and shows a good sense of humor, which is one of the traits that women look for in men. So find out what bios make the ladies swipe right!

Best 300+ Tinder Bios for Guys to Get a Swipe Right

Best 300+ Tinder Bios for Guys to Get a Swipe Right

We have listed up to 300+ tinder bios for guys to humor the ladies around you. Let’s dive in to find out about the bios to make your dating profiles stand out.

  1. The eligible bachelor of the month
  2. Nothing’s going right, so swipe, right?
  3. A guy with a pimple and a girl with a dimple go together perfectly. 
  4. No more hookups when I can take you on a roller coaster to find true love
  5. Let’s get bored together this weekend 
  6. I need someone honest, not perfect. 
  7. In advance, thanks for swiping right.
  8. New place, old game, baby. 
  9. Can’t find your teddy, swipe right to cuddle with me.
  10. Take me before anyone takes away your opportunity. 
  11. Believe me, let’s make the 8th wonder of the world. 
  12. My love is so loyal; even my dog feels insecure. 
  13. I have the attention span of a baby, but let me focus on you. 
  14. Please wait; good profile lines are still getting ready. 
  15. Tall, dark, and handsome, so I tick all the boxes. 
  16. Pardon me, are you talking to me? I can only hear princesses.
  17. I’m the human who’s equivalent to a warm cup of coffee.
  18. I can never fit in; I was born to stand out.
  19. Since we’re living in a simulation, let’s make the most of it. 
  20. I am the guy your parents warned you about 
  21. New year, new guy, new experience
  22. Experience the thrill with me to the fullest
  23. A guy that knows how to have a good time
  24. Let’s ROFL together and have the greatest time
  25. I’m a Victoria Secret model, it’s a secret that not even Victoria knows about.
  26. I don’t even care if you are a killer at this point
  27. For the Love of God, someone please date me so I can stop being a mama’s boy
  28. The last time I was someone’s type was when I was donating blood. 
  29. B+ is the way to life
  30. Personality 20/10, eyes 10/10, and looks 10/10
  31. Your eyes will agree, I am the sight you don’t want to miss out on
  32. I hope you like bad boys, because I’m bad at everything 
  33. If you’re looking for a good night, I’m your guy if not then I am not the guy for you. 
  34. It’s all about good timing, and let me assure you the time has come for you
  35. I always root for the underdog
  36. I would rather be comfortable than dressed up
  37. Let’s drive together and take the scenic route 
  38. A Netflix and chill type of go, but I will let you define the chill
  39. Always up for a challenge 
  40. Sucker for good rom coms.
  41. I am the lift of the party, always up for a good time 
  42. Tired of the chase? Let’s manifest happy endings
  43. Let me fulfill all your romance novel fantasies
  44. I don’t have Ebola
  45. The only fabric I own is Husband material 
  46. Can’t promise you the world, but can promise you long drives and nuggets every Friday
  47. Just here to find my Tinderella 
  48. Still don’t know what you’re looking for? Leave it on me to satisfy you 
  49. I have a terrible sense of direction, so there is a chance you might get lost with me forever 
  50. Innocent looks and dirty mind go very well together, good thing is I have both
  51. If you’re reading this, you’re as lonely as I am
  52. I’m like pizza, hot and cold don’t matter because I always taste good
  53. I’m vegan but I’m ready to make an exception for you 
  54. I don’t always use Tinder, but when I do I make sure to swipe right 
  55. Dip your feet in shallow waters with me 
  56. I’m not into games but I’ll make an exception for you 
  57. No games unless it involves chocolate and you
  58. Not looking for a serious time, just looking to have a great night 
  59. Thick thighs is my type
  60. I need someone who shares the same love for Star Wars 
  61. Let me Edward while you can be my Vivian 
  62. I love waking up with strangers and in random places
  63. Sucker for sunsets and beautiful girls 
  64. You do not have to worry about me because I come with a week’s trial 
  65. 30-day trial and returning policy available if you choose me 
  66. I am batman, you can be my batwoman
  67. My personality is like fine wine, getting better with age 
  68. I’ll defend your honour but not your clothes
  69. Curves and cellulite don’t scare me, I love a woman who can have a good meal
  70. Burgers and fries, a great movie, and you as dessert is the definition of a perfect night 
  71. People say my personality is like chocolate truffle, it get’s better when you reach the centre
  72. Not the type of guy who picks up girls at the bar, so Tinder is my way to shine
  73. Looking for a no-stings attached arrangement 
  74. Sign up to have a great weekend/time/life 
  75. I am a good guy but I have tattoos and piercings in places you really want to find out
  76. You owe it to yourself to have a good time 
  77. Get lost in me or in my bed 
  78. 23 and single, so let’s do this together!
  79. I don’t make mistakes, I date them. But this time I really want to make things right 
  80. Will treat you like Kanye treats Kanye 
  81. Don’t judge, you are Tinder as well. 
  82. Good bio is under construction 
  83. Your secrets will always stay safe with me because there is a high chance I didn’t pay attention 
  84. Attention span of a baby but know how to treat others like one 
  85. Future you will be so glad you swiped right 
  86. Looking for a duet partner, I am a professional bathroom singer 
  87. I am rude, but I make it up by being excellent at every other thing 
  88. Be my Ygritte and I will be your Jon Snow
  89. Open for numerous ethinicities 
  90. I am an artist, so do you want me to paint me like one of my french girls?
  91. The Bonnie to your Clyde
  92. The Romeo to your Julliet but without any family drama 
  93. Incase I take your breath away, I do know how to do CPR. Coz I don’t have CPR certification.
  94. I am a nightmare dressed like a daydream
  95. A little spice and everything nice
  96. I am all that dreams are made off
  97. Need a hiking partner 
  98. Seeking out for a professional car singer
  99. Love to take risks and test limits, so watch out 
  100. My love language is physician touch so I can’t wait for the 5th date 
  101. Fun fact: My mom thinks I am a decent guy 
  102. I am not a fan of cheesy pick up lines, But I really know how to show people gouda time
  103. Drunk eyes and sober habits 
  104. 2 things that make me stand out: I can cook and eat
  105. No hookups just love 
  106. You look like my next mistake 
  107. Love’s a game, wanna play?
  108. Do you want someone to catch you when you fall? Then I am the guy for you 
  109. I want someone to laugh and feel silly with 
  110. Lets just give it a try
  111. POV: you’re having the time of your life 
  112. New city, new partner in crime 
  113. Happiness is all I want, so will you be mine?
  114. Am I in heaven? Because I just saw a piece of it
  115. No liars
  116. Two reasons to date me: I smell good, and please 
  117. A perfect for gentleman.
  118. To the girls under 30: I am looking to have a good time 
  119. To the girls above 30: I am ready to settle 
  120. Let’s set healthy boundaries together
  121. Looking for someone to bring to family gatherings so they’ll stop thinking something’s wrong with me.
  122. This is how I’d describe myself in emojis: 
  123. Titanic, sorry that was a horrible ice breaker 
  124. Gif war, cheesy pick up line and blind date? 
  125. Are you a meme? Because I’d like to show you to my friends and hope they like you as much as I do. 
  126. Are you a bts song? Because I would never play you. 
  127. I’m planning on suing Spotify for not including you in the Hottest Single of the Week!
  128. I may not be Einstein, but I know how to please a woman. 
  129. Proceed with caution.
  130. If you’re looking for a man who knows how to please you, no further. 
  131. I want to be one to ruin your marriage! 
  132. Just got dumped? No worries! Let’s make your ex jealous?
  133. Hot single male who’s ready for a drama-free relationship 
  134. I’m a recovering bad boy, looking for some sass.
  135. Disclaimer: I may cause dependency and the minute you get a taste of me you can’t let go! 
  136. Looking for someone who’s ready to sweat with me? Let’s hit the gym together!
  137. Sucker for a good laugh and thick legs, if you have both hit me up!
  138. How do you like your eggs for breakfast? I like mine runny with a side of someone special. 
  139. I’m looking to be a unicorn and can give free trips to the moon and back.
  140. Looking for a foodie so we can conquer the world one pizza at a time. 
  141. Just want to be with someone who shares the same passion as me; making poor life choices. 
  142. No hookups but will make exceptions for brunettes 
  143. Will make you laugh so loud you’ll get abs 
  144. In search of someone to beat the gloominess this rainy season 
  145. Swipe right for cuddles by the fireplace 
  146. Swipe right to make me Mr. Right 
  147. Just looking for my Queen so we can make bad decisions together 
  148. Just trying to find my Disney Princess 
  149. Attempting to find a girl online because apparently the bar doesn’t work anymore 
  150. You’re probably wondering why you’re still single, let’s figure this out together 
  151. Available for weddings, nights out, funerals and everything in between.
  152. Need someone to procrastinate with so both of us don’t regret the time that we wasted 
  153. If my pet likes you, then there is an automatic inclination from my side too. 
  154. Ready to meet new girls and to see where things go 
  155. Need someone who appreciates waffles and long walks on the beach
  156. Looking for someone who can keep up with a desire for food and other things 
  157. I’m tall, dark and handsome and… available 
  158. Let’s get lost in each other’s eyes so swipe right and don’t miss the chance 
  159. Message me if you think you can impress my cat in 2 minutes 
  160. Desperately searching for my match, but still no luck
  161. Do you want to build an igloo with me? So we can have our private winter wonderland 
  162. Single but not desperate (on most days)
  163. Do you have an opening for something permanent? 
  164. If I were a movie, I’d be rated R 
  165. If I were a vegetable, I’d be a hot pepper 
  166. You just look like my next girl 
  167. Just here to find someone who can put up with me 
  168. I believe in equality, so ask me out 
  169. I’m a sucker for a good love story, that’s the reason why I’m single and not ready mingle 
  170. Willing to try anything to make memories 
  171. Your name feels like wifi because I’m feeling a connection 
  172. Call me maybe?
  173. I’m a cowboy looking for his cowgirl 
  174. Searching for a small spoon for a my big spoon 
  175. I’m a classic you should really try out 
  176. Out of my mind, but back in a minute 
  177. I’m limited edition you don’t want to miss out on 
  178. Scared of heights but really want to skydive 
  179. My hair is my biggest asset 
  180. Let’s make plans for tonight?
  181. Accepting applications to be the best guy in your life 
  182. Still trying to figure out what’s the point of writing a bio
  183. Message me so we can get to know each others 
  184. If your bio didn’t
  185. Scared of commitment 
  186. Love a woman who knows what she wants 
  187. Want a match like PB & J. 
  188. Let’s not complicate it, be my cuddle partner 
  189. Obsessed with Taylor Swift 
  190. Fun fact: I sneeze when I’m nervous 
  191. I’m really not like most guys 
  192. Just swipe right already 
  193. Brown eyes, 6’2 and ready for anything 
  194. Make me your personal teddy
  195. Swipe right and make me your type 
  196. I’m everyone’s type 
  197. I’m the type who deserves a swipe right 
  198. To the right If you think I’m a catch 
  199. Just looking for someone who can appreciate witty puns 
  200. I’m not a player, but I crush a lot 
  201. Looking to settle down, only if you have a sense of humour that’s fire 
  202. Let’s be partners in crimes, only if you want to be part of my energy. 
  203. I’m out here trying to find someone who can keep up with me
  204. A simple man with basic needs 
  205. If you know how to have a good time, you can have me 
  206. I’m both homebody turned to life of the party 
  207. No games, only serious business 
  208. Let’s make puzzles together, are you the piece that’s been missing in my life?
  209. Not here for hookups, really want someone to eat icecream with 
  210. An aspiring writer who wants to make the most in his story 
  211. What are you waiting for? Swipe already!
  212. Tinder is no place for home bodies so if you’re looking to enjoy then let’s go out sometime 
  213. Don’t want to waste time so only serious business allowed 
  214. Some people say I am very similar to Shia LeBeouf, but without the talent or money.
  215. Don’t message me if your idea of a good time doesn’t involve at least one of the following: food, sports, and a whole lot of fun.
  216. I’m not into dating, but my mom says I have to because I’I just turned 30 and she really wants grand kids.
  217. Finally single after years of serious monogamy, now just looking for someone to share Netflix passwords with
  218. Don’t let this dad bod fool you women, this guy surely knows how to party, just ask all my exes.
  219. If you’re looking for someone who is spontaneous, then look no further. I once left my house without wearing my pants. 
  220. I’ll be your Boy toy and Prince charming, whatever you want to.
  221. On our first date, let’s go somewhere so we can get lost in each others eyes. 
  222. Are you going to keep swipimng or are you going to initiate a conversation?
  223. So how many people have you turned down tonight so far?
  224. Not looking for something serious, but I would like to have a casual drink and see where everything go.
  225. I’m not a high maintenance guy and do not want a high-maintenance girl 
  226. I am looking for someone who can handle my sarcasm and wit. 
  227. I’m an Aquarius, loves cats, and like to have a good time. 
  228. It’s not easy being me 
  229. A weird combination of Ted and Barney, so you can have fun 
  230. Looking for a real women to avoid the weekly club scene 
  231. Cute enough to take your breath away, and smart enough to bring it back
  232. I don’t put a napkin in my lap when I eat at restaurants. You know why? Because I believe in myself. 
  233. They said, you do not have a bio, And I said, “ I have been focusing on chemistry.”
  234. Can someone tell me how to lower the difficulty settings on Tinder?
  235. I don’t want a partner in crime. I commit all my crimes on my own. I would never drag you into it. 
  236. Even I’d date me 
  237. Not here for a long time, but for a good time. 
  238. Swipe right if you want to find love but in a hopeless place. 
  239. I’m mentally ill and ready to thrill
  240. I’m here to catch Pokemon, not feelings 
  241. In the city for business, but do feel free to provide the pleasure. I am open for hookups and dates.
  242. Let me take you on the wildest horse ride with me 
  243. I’m not into taking things slowly 
  244. I have a  stable job, a fancy car, and won’t ask you to send pics. 
  245. I’m 6’2 and will put you on my shoulders in concerts and in the pool
  246. Love me some bacon with a side of you
  247. I like my women like I like my coffee, black with two cubes of sugar, and a pump of creamer.
  248. A warrior not a worrier
  249. Looking for a badass, because I already have a good ass
  250. Good smells and a curvy body is the key to my heart. 
  251. Call me turkish delight, because I’m always the last one to be picked.
  252. Always give 100%, unless you’re giving blood. 
  253. 69% gentleman, and 31% you’ll have to find out 
  254. Are you mortgage? Because you have got my interest. 
  255. Are we in an elevator or is it my heart that’s taking off?
  256. Love at first swipe 
  257. Certified boyfriend material
  258. Optimus Fine
  259. Are you Alexa? Because you auto-complete me
  260. The name’s Microsoft. Is it cool that I crash at your place?
  261. Prince on the streets and freak in the sheets
  262. Feel free to add me to your to-do list
  263. I don’t disappoint 
  264. Not drunk, but surely intoxicated by you
  265. Is your body McDonalds? Because I’m lovin it!
  266. Naughty or nice? You get to decide
  267. Take me away before someone else get’s me 
  268. Don’t worry because you just have to start, the rest I’ll manage. 
  269. Limited period offer, grab this guy in 2 days to have the time of your life. 
  270. My imagination is far ahead than the 50 Shades of Grey
  271. My love is on sale, so looking for a perfect partner to crack a deal with. 
  272. 50 Shades of Me 
  273. Do you want to try something different tonight?
  274. Pick up and Drop it facilities available 
  275. In search for Friends (with benefits) but I can’t promise to fall for you. 
  276. Don’t expect honesty, but you can expect satisfaction.
  277. Funnier and sexier than your ex, but with a dash of richness. 
  278. Attention, no drama queen allowed in here!
  279. I’m a keeper, now choose which one you want me to be.
  280. Swipe right if you have a good sense of humour because I don’t 
  281. It’s been a long week, isn’t it? Let’s get together this weekend and have a great time. My name is … and I am a businessman.
  282. Beginner level in the relationship category but well-experienced in others. 
  283. I’m not perfect. You aren’t perfect. We can be imperfect together.
  284. Today I am feeling off so need someone to turn me on.
  285. You look like you need Vitamin D, let me help you get it the right way. 
  286. I’m the pirate who will surely bring your treasure out no matter where it is hidden. 
  287. I need some kisses urgently, but do not worry it will be returned to you with interest. 
  288. Please remember my name, you will need it while screaming it tonight. 
  289. I’ve been dreaming about having a perfect night, so if you have the same thoughts then swipe right to have the best night!
  290. If you take yourself seriously then I’ll be here for a longer time, but if you don’t then we can hook up and call it a night!
  291. Not all boys are the same, I am completely different person while talking and an animal when I’m alone with someone.
  292. Let’s get the freak show on the road!
  293. Make it fun, add me to your to-do list and see me leave you laughing and satisfied 
  294. Not into the casual dating scene anymore. Need someone to have a good time with. 
  295. I don’t have to try because I’m a genuine guy who you can rely on.
  296. Swipe right if you want to prove that you still have it in you to pick up a hot date.
  297. Swipe right if you think fun is all you want, swipe left if you want something permanent
  298. Test how swipe right works on Tinder and watch me help you have a good time. 
  299. Swipe left if you want to die a virgin
  300. Swipe right if you’re looking for a relationship, but want to begin with checking chemistry
  301. Swipe right and then let’s meet at my place. 
  302. Cute enough to take your breath away and kind enough to bring it back
  303. Let me light up your world and help you have a good time 
  304. If what you’re looking for is personality, then I’m the guy who has a ton of them. 
  305. A package deal you do not want to miss out this holiday season
  306. Find me under your christmas tree as the best present 
  307. Seeking a good companion for myself because I am the King of making poor choices
  308. I am a doctor so I know all about biology, chemistry and physics.
  309. Hey ladies! If you’re looking for a man with muscles, tattoos, and a huge…heart, then I am the man for you!
  310. I may not be Edison, but I surely know how to light up your life. 
Tinder Bios for Guys

In Short

Tinders all about having a good time without being answerable to anyone. You can easily define what you’re looking for without the fear of people judging you because so many others want the same thing as you do. With the best tinder bios for guys you can make your dating profiles stand out and easily impress the ladies. So use any of the funny tinder bios we have listed here to find a partner or someone to have fun with. Our list includes unique and tested bios for funny profiles on Tinder. Who doesn’t love a good sense of humour?

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